Funny
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Funny
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of childbirth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing, so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
Gettin old ain't for sissies!
There just has to be dogs in heaven !
There just has to be dogs in heaven !
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Re: Funny
Good'un
30/30 Winchester: Not accurate enough fer varmints, barely adequate for small deer; BUT In a 10" to 14" barrelled pistol; is good for moose/elk to 200 yards; ground squirrels to 300 metres
250 Savage... its what the 223 wishes it could be...!
250 Savage... its what the 223 wishes it could be...!
Re: Funny
In the 50's and 60's when my dad was the milk man that joke was old. Though once I understood it I always wondered about a couple of the red headed girls I went to school with.
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"Go low, go slow and preferably in the dark" The old Sarge (he was maybe 24.
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"Go low, go slow and preferably in the dark" The old Sarge (he was maybe 24.
"Freedom is never more that a generation from extinction" Ronald Reagan
"Every man should have at least one good rifle and know how to use it" Dad
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Re: Funny
Milkmen have been blamed for a lot of unexpected babies but I guess it's good for business...
If more men loved and cherished their wives as much as I love bacon the world would be a much better place.