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A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of childbirth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing, so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
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Good'un :mrgreen:
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:lol: :lol:
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That was good!---006
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In the 50's and 60's when my dad was the milk man that joke was old. Though once I understood it I always wondered about a couple of the red headed girls I went to school with.
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jeepnik wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 12:09 am In the 50's and 60's when my dad was the milk man that joke was old. Though once I understood it I always wondered about a couple of the red headed girls I went to school with.
Milkmen have been blamed for a lot of unexpected babies but I guess it's good for business... :lol:
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