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"Don't bother my friend, he's dead tired"
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bulldog1935 wrote:
awp101 wrote:
bulldog1935 wrote:then here's another obscure one for you.

Are you blind?
Yeah - what's your excuse?
Nope, no idea... :?
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"Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself."
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'Nother clasic:

"But don't get me wrong; I loves the womens, I surely do. But I swear, a woman's breast is the hardest rock that the Almighty ever made on this earth, and I can find no sign on it."
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Major Haywood:"There is a war to the north. How is it YOU are headed south?!?"

Hawkeye:"Well, you just face west, and then, real sudden-like, turn left."
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I took his teeth, but I'd entertain offers for the rest of 'em.
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YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!

How do they know where we're going? :?
Thank you!
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"Where the white women at?"

"More beans Mr. Taggert?"

"Someone's got to ride back to town and bring back a S load of dimes."

jb 8)
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Gladiator has a lot of great lines:

"At my command unleash hell"

"Sometimes the frost makes the blade stick"
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Did anyone mention:

"Don't bring a knife to a gun fight!"
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2ndovc wrote: "Someone's got to ride back to town and bring back a S load of dimes."

jb 8)
Y'all are actin' like it's 120 degrees! Cain't be more'n 114!

It's my privilege and honor to present you with this laurel and hardy handshake...

:mrgreen:
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Proverbs 3:5; Philippians 4:13

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awp101 wrote:
2ndovc wrote: "Someone's got to ride back to town and bring back a S load of dimes."

jb 8)
Y'all are actin' like it's 120 degrees! Cain't be more'n 114!

It's my privilege and honor to present you with this laurel and hardy handshake...

:mrgreen:

"To the new Town ....."

"Candygram for Mongo."


and from another Mel Brooks movie;

" Where Wolf."
"There!"
"Where?"
"Over There"
"There Wolf"

I could go on and on from that one!


jb 8)
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What knockers!

Sank you Doktor!

Yeah, that's a big player at our house as well... :lol:
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
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Proverbs 3:5; Philippians 4:13

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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?

So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave.

She is startin' to damage my calm.
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
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Proverbs 3:5; Philippians 4:13

Got to have a Jones for this
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Borregos wrote:"Don't bother my friend, he's dead tired"

Commando -- LOL ---

also famous for - "hey what happened to Sully? " ---- "I let him go" --- after Gov. Schwartz just dropped a man off a cliff

--- then the knife fight scene later with Bennett-- too funny - "stick the knife in me Bennett -- don't you want to twist it around? see whats going on in dere ? "

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Creasy's art is death - and he's about to paint his masterpiece.
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Put that in yer book! Dances with Wolves.
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awp101 wrote: She is startin' to damage my calm.
Yes!
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bulldog1935 wrote:Creasy's art is death - and he's about to paint his masterpiece.
Voy a hacer preguntas. Si no responder de forma completa y veraz, vas a sufrir mucho más de lo que tiene que hacer. Me voy a cortar los dedos. Uno por uno, si tengo que.

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Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.

Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?
Nope. Just me baby... Just me.

Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
Who the hell are you?
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"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?" :lol:
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LOL, I like that one.

One I always use is: Hand me that chopper. and : Cows? I hate cows more than coppers.

Or No thanks Delbert. A third of a gopher would only wet my appitite without bedding it down.
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All right. I'm with you fellas.
Delbert's best line.
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Of course it's Pete - Look.
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awp101 wrote:
bulldog1935 wrote:I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick a.s... and I'm all out of bubblegum.
Wow. I haven't thought about that movie in 20 years or so... :lol:
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Snakes....It just had to be snakes...
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Van Leek: darn, boy! You shot him in the back.

Billy Ray Smith: Well, his back was to me!

Van Leek: [laughing] Oh, yeah. I forgot.
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steve817 wrote:Van Leek: darn, boy! You shot him in the back.

Billy Ray Smith: Well, his back was to me!

Van Leek: [laughing] Oh, yeah. I forgot.
El Diablo? If so, I haven't thought about that in a longer time than They Live! :lol:
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Not a movie quote but it fits the thread.

Kit Carson's actual last words, "I wish I had time for one more bowl of chile."
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One of Peter Sellers films:

Doctor examining patient, " Big breaths"

Patient, " Yes and I am only sixteen"

Doctor looks confused and unamused.
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Well ain't that a coinsidences, Pete and Delmar have just been saved, I guess I'm the only one who's unaffiliated.
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KiwiKev wrote:Doctor examining patient, " Big breaths"

Patient, " Yes and I am only sixteen"

Doctor looks confused and unamused.
:lol: I learned early on the proper phrase to say is "[take a] deep breath" - it is less likely to be misinterpreted. (Besides, the best place to listen to breath sounds is in the middle of the back, actually.)
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same with dentists and teeth - nice choppers
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awp101 wrote:
steve817 wrote:Van Leek: darn, boy! You shot him in the back.

Billy Ray Smith: Well, his back was to me!

Van Leek: [laughing] Oh, yeah. I forgot.
El Diablo? If so, I haven't thought about that in a longer time than They Live! :lol:

It is indeed.
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"Inside the dusters there were three men". "Inside the men there were three bullets" (Bronson)

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Done
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What are you gonna do?
What I do best. I'm gonna kill 'em. Anyone that was involved. Anybody who profited from it. Anybody who opens their eyes at me.

Here's how it is: The Earth got used up, so we moved out and terraformed a whole new galaxy of Earths. Some rich and flush with the new technologies, some not so much. The Central Planets, thems formed the Alliance, waged war to bring everyone under their rule; a few idiots tried to fight it, among them myself. I'm Malcolm Reynolds, captain of Serenity. She's a transport ship; Firefly class. Got a good crew: fighters, pilot, mechanic. We even picked up a preacher for some reason, and a bona fide companion. There's a doctor, too, took his genius sister outta some Alliance camp, so they're keepin' a low profile. You understand. You got a job, we can do it, don't much care what it is.

Six men came to kill me one time. And the best of 'em carried this. It's a Callahan full-bore auto-lock. Customized trigger, double cartridge through gauge. It is my very favorite gun.

Now think real hard. You've been birddoggin' this township a while now. They wouldn't mind a corpse of you. Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.

:mrgreen:
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" So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb."

jb 8)
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2ndovc wrote:" So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb."

jb 8)
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Well... It sure explained his dislike of sharks...

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A lot of good lines from Oh Brother and from Jaws. ''We're going to need a bigger boat" actually that's a motto I've always lived by.
How about; I take it you're not bad men? I was, but me an Pete been saved.
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Now, the problem is, how to divide five Afghans from three mules and have two Englishmen left over.
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I hate Vietnam. There's not one horse in this whole country. There's not one horse in Vietnam. There's somethin' basically wrong with that.
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