Humor: Mexican Jews

[Pete44ru]

Two old Jewish men, Sid and Al, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant in Los Angeles one day.

Sid asks Al, " Do you know of any people of our faith, born and raised in Mexico ? "

Al replies, " I don't know, let's ask our waiter."

When the waiter arrives, Al asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews ? "

The waiter says, " I don't know senor, I ask the cooks."

He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says, "No, senor, the cooks say no Mexican Jews."

Al isn't satisfied, and asks, " Are you absolutely sure ? "

The waiter, realizing he is dealing with 'Gringos' replies, " I check once again, Senor ! ", and goes back into the kitchen.

While the waiter is away, Sid says, " I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere."

The waiter returns and says, " Senor, the head cook, Tom, say there is no Mexican Jews."

"Are you certain?" Al asks yet again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews ! "

" SENOR, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter, " All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, and Tomato Jews !!!! "


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[TedH]

[Andrew]

[FWiedner]

When my daugther was about 8 years old, we were at a roadside greasy-spoon somewhere and trying to get a workable order together to give to the waitress. My wife and my daughter were discussing what my daughter wanted to drink.

My daughter wanted a soda but there didn't seem to be a good selection, so my wife snapped out the only choices available. "You can have milk juice or water" she said impatiently.

My daughter looked at her for a couple of seconds, and then back at the menu again, slightly confused, and said "Well... I don't know what milk-juice is, so I guess I'll have water".

[Charles]

Old Buddy Hackett routine..except it was China and Chinese Jews. It must have morphed into Mexico to suit today's political and social climate.

[crs]

Actually, there is a significant Jewish population in Mexico City. This I learned when working there 10 years ago.

[Ysabel Kid]