OT - Humor - Hey J Miller! How bad is YOUR water bill???

[AmBraCol]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIVsZRPx_Dw

[Ysabel Kid]

Hmmm... maybe my cat has been running the A/C super cold while we are out. I got the electric bill last week and for the first time it hit $300!!!

[J Miller]

So far they haven't seen that video. So we're OK for now.

Joe

[Old Ironsights]

That is one of my favorite "unintended" bits of xenopsycology research.

While cat's certainly aren't sapient, that video proves a certain amount of sentience.

No non-sentient creature would spend that much time puzzling over the nature of a cause and effect.

"Lever is pushed, thing makes noise and water dissapears." "Where does water go? Observe... repeat".

Basic/foundational scientific method really...

[AJMD429]

. . . of course - that reminds me of THIS CLASSIC . . .

How To Wash The Cat

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water.

3. Obtain the cat and carry him to the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and
close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so
that he cannot escape).

CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too
close to the edge, as his paws will be
reaching out for anything he can find.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides
a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be
quite effective.

6. Don’t worry about the noises you year.
Kitty is actually enjoying the attention, and will
be grateful for the thorough, yet gentle, cleansing.

7. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure
that there are no people between the toilet and the
outside door.

8. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
quickly lift both lids.

9. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and
run outside where he will dry himself.

Sincerely, The Dog