Sad Humor

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » Sat May 24, 2008 9:43 pm

A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money."

The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I'm a United States congressman!"

The thief said, "In that case, give me my money!"

gamekeeper · Post by **gamekeeper** » Sun May 25, 2008 3:52 am

Sounds like John Wesley Hardin playing poker!

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » Sun May 25, 2008 6:09 am

Al Capone always said "you can get more with a kind word and a gun, than you can with a kind word alone."

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Sun May 25, 2008 7:30 am

sad... because it is so darn true!!!

Jaguarundi · Post by **Jaguarundi** » Mon May 26, 2008 12:26 am

Ysabel Kid wrote:sad... because it is so darn true!!!

+1

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