Humor: Prayer for $100.00

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Humor: Prayer for $100.00

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A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA , they decided to send it to the President.

The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.

The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through

Washington, DC., and those @$$holes deducted $95.00 in taxes.

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Sounds about right. :D
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Considering what I got dinged for this year I think the kid let them off pretty lightly... :evil:
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:lol:
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If only everyone understood this! :roll:
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LMAO :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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