She went on and on and on... Neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of all the barely-met or unmet needs she felt she had endured over the long course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and -- after asking the wife to stand up -- embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched quietly with a raised eyebrow.
After this, the woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.............
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs -- at least three times a week. Can you do this???"
The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I guess I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays -- but on Fridays, I always go shooting at the range!"
