A Passenger in Paradox

[Pete44ru]

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Tony Grasso, from Kuala Lumpur, told his wife that he had a business appointment in Beijing for the weekend.

He informed her that he would be flying on Malaysia Airlines flight MH370.

Now ........................

He's been stuck for the past 4 weeks in his girl friend's house, and doesn't have the faintest idea how he can go home ...................



Got any ideas ?


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[92&94]

Hmmmm

Shades of Get Shorty

[Mescalero]

Ge's dead, collect the insurance and live happily ever after.

[Old Ironsights]

Ge's dead, collect the insurance and live happily ever after.

This.

Wouldn't it be nice to be debt free too? Heck, probably would have been a good idea to have a spare policy for the girlfriend to cash too...

[stew71]

Hire a really good lawyer.

[bdhold]

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Got any ideas ?

I think it was a rhetorical question

[Grizz]

Concoct the perfectly plotted "Real Story of Flight....", sell the movie rights, become a cnbc consultant, run for the senate, fiddle with the interns..... it's an open door to the cornucopia of the political morass.

[Blaine]

With all this ink, the jig's up....no one gets nuttin' and someone goes to divorce court....

[Sixgun]

That's what he gets for thinking with the little head instead of the big head. ----6

[Rimfire McNutjob]

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Tony Grasso, from Kuala Lumpur, told his wife that he had a business appointment in Beijing for the weekend.

Wasn't Tony Grasso the guy that was paying himself $140 million a year to run the NYSE until he was punted? I think he'll be fine.

[6pt-sika]

That's what he gets for thinking with the little head instead of the big head. ----6

If I had always over ruled the little head I'd be a good bit "richer" money wise then I am now !


The four major things in life that have kept my net worth DOWN !

1. women

2. cars

3. guns

4. alcohol


And pretty much in that order although cars-guns can switch depending on what day it is

[Blaine]

That's what he gets for thinking with the little head instead of the big head. ----6

If I had always over ruled the little head I'd be a good bit "richer" money wise then I am now !


The four major things in life that have kept my net worth DOWN !

1. women

2. cars

3. guns

4. alcohol


And pretty much in that order although cars-guns can switch depending on what day it is

Beer
Truck/Motorcycles
Guns
The beer probably accounts for most of the "little head" Wimmin mistakes

[Sixgun]

The four major things in life that have kept my net worth DOWN !

1. women

2. cars

3. guns

4. alcohol
roll:

Lemme see....women? nope. Been married since I was 18

Cars? Other than some early ones in my youth, I have gone most of my life with 2....1978 Ford pick up and my old 89 Jeep. It's only been until the last 5 years that I have had something decent to drive........But my kids and wife always had nice stuff.....that I paid for.

Alcohol? Guess you could say I was a drunk from teenager days till I was 40....but........I never had the bucks to buy the good stuff so it was 16 ounce returnable bottles...2 cases a week and an occasional bottle of Old Crow.

Guns? Well, you know that chapter. I put all my excess money in guns so now you know why I drove junk cars and drank cheap beer. THATS what I call "prioritizing"..... But that's a very long story. Bought lots of guns over the years and kept selling and trading "up". I really don't think I bought more than 25 guns in my life that were new in the box, or like I like to say, "gunshop guns". There must have been close to a thousand pre-war rifles, single action colts, Rugers, and n-frame pre war Smiths.

I have a log of just about every gun I ever bought...gonna count them up sometime.

Buying good guns is not spending money, it's always investing.-----6

[FWiedner]

Rope burn the wrists, have a kidney removed or get a wicked scar like somebody tried, get picked up wandering the streets naked, fake amnesia...

She'd fall for it...

[Rusty]

If he's a Democrat it's a non issue.

[Mescalero]

Did'nt do drugs
did'nt chase wild women ( I figured out early the thought process takes place in the cerebrum, not the ----- )
did not go to bars ( too often )
Bought guns and property.Still have the guns and the property.

[Old Time Hunter]

Some how it appears that the original intent of the post somehow meandered...like when my wife says she is saving for a new whatchamacallit...she really means that I have to go and buy one for her.