A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a
play date. 'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,'
the mother replied. 'It's not polite.'
'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?'
'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal
questions and are really none of your business.'
Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and
Daddy get a divorce?'
'That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!' The
exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
'My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says
to her friend.
'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her
drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything
on it.'
Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
'I know how old you are, you are 32.' The mother is surprised and
asks, 'How did you find that out?
'I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.' The mother is past surprised
and shocked now. 'How in heaven's name did you find that out?'
'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,' I know why you and
daddy got a divorce.'
'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'
'Because you got an F in sex.'
HUMOR - Drivers License Tells All
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HUMOR - Drivers License Tells All
"I have reached up to the gun rack and taken down the .30/30 carbine by some process of natural selection, not condoned perhaps by many experts but easily explained by those who spend long periods in the wilderness areas."~Calvin Rutstrum~
"You come to the swamp, you better leave your skirt at the house"~Dave Canterbury~
"You come to the swamp, you better leave your skirt at the house"~Dave Canterbury~
Amen!Sixgun wrote:After the wedding cake, they all get an "F" in sex.-----
"I have reached up to the gun rack and taken down the .30/30 carbine by some process of natural selection, not condoned perhaps by many experts but easily explained by those who spend long periods in the wilderness areas."~Calvin Rutstrum~
"You come to the swamp, you better leave your skirt at the house"~Dave Canterbury~
"You come to the swamp, you better leave your skirt at the house"~Dave Canterbury~
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