HUMOR - Joke...

papabear · Post by **papabear** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 2:12 pm

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a true Minnesotan are all working together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

'I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada .'

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our our precious land.'

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The Minnesotan says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.'

The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'

The Minnesotan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, 'Fill it with water.'

I pretty much vote this my favorite email of the year....

Borregos · Post by **Borregos** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 2:18 pm

crs · Post by **crs** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:19 pm

bogus bill · Post by **bogus bill** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:32 pm

A black youth was walking along the beach, found a old lamp and released a genie. The gratefull genie says I will grant 3 wishs. The youth said I want to be white, uptight and outa sight! The genie made him into a kotex.

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:32 am

Ouch!

rjohns94 · Post by **rjohns94** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:16 pm

that is so very very funny