OT - Political HUMOR

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rjohns94
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OT - Political HUMOR

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One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across
Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and
meet with President Hillary Clinton."

The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside
here."

The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the
same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary
Clinton".

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is
not President and doesn't reside here."

The man thanked him and again walked away . .

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very
same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary
Clinton."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and
said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to
speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs.
Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you
understand?"

The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing your
answer!"

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow"
Mike Johnson,

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Post by JReed »

:lol: :lol:
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Post by cjm135 »

Now that's funny. :lol:
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Post by 2ndovc »

Good one! :D

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Post by Ysabel Kid »

Sounds like our Jeremy! :D And I could be the old man (well, compared to Jeremy! :wink: )
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