HUMOR - How not to control your goat

crs · Post by **crs** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:37 pm

Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.

The first hunter says Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see the bottom, I wonder how deep it is?

The second hunter says I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom.

The first hunter says There's this old transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see.

So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole. They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole, and with no hesitation, and jump in head first.

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up. Say there, says the farmer, you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?

The first hunter says Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes
Doin about a hunert miles an hour and jumped head first into this hole here!

And the old farmer said Why that's impossible, I had him chained to a transmission!

cnjarvis · Post by **cnjarvis** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:43 pm

2ndovc · Post by **2ndovc** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:43 pm

Thanks for the laugh!

gamekeeper · Post by **gamekeeper** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:37 pm

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:04 am

That will leave a mark!

jbm1968 · Post by **jbm1968** » Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:08 am

I tried not to laugh but I couldn't help it