Sign of the times...
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel "Pick up your shovel, mount your BUTTS and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land".
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your BUTTS, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land".
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your BUTTS, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land. I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line.
Got a call center in Pakistan...
I told them I was suicidal...
They got all excited -- and asked me if I could drive a truck?!?!?!
Old No7
Humor: Sign of the times...
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Humor: Sign of the times...
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good one.
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Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................
Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................
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Re: Humor: Sign of the times...
Jeremy
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To err is human, To forgive is devine, Neither of which is Marine Corps policy
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GySgt USMC Ret
To err is human, To forgive is devine, Neither of which is Marine Corps policy
Semper Fidelis