Humor: Sign of the times...

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Humor: Sign of the times...

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Sign of the times...

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel "Pick up your shovel, mount your BUTTS and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your BUTTS, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land".

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your BUTTS, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land. I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line.

Got a call center in Pakistan...
I told them I was suicidal...
They got all excited -- and asked me if I could drive a truck?!?!?!
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:lol:
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:lol: good one.
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:lol: :lol:
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Unfortunately, too true! :lol: :shock: :cry:
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:lol: :lol:
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