OT (Humor): Baptist Shampoo

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OT (Humor): Baptist Shampoo

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While shopping in a grocery store, two Baptist Church ladies happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section.

One asked the other if she would like a beer.

The second good Baptist sister answered, that it would be very nice to have one, indeed - but that she would feel uncomfortable about purchasing it.

The first sister replied that she would handle that without a problem.

She then proceeded to pick up a six-pack and take it to the cashier.

The cashier had a surprised look on his face, so the good Baptist sister said, 'This is for washing our hair.'

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer.

'The curlers are on me.'

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:lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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good one.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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When I was in college I worked at a liquor store. Old ladies would come in and buy sherry and whatever. They always wanted it in a big bag like we would normally put several bottles in. I asked my co-workers why that was. They said it was so other people wouldn't recognize what was in the bag. We called them Baptist bags.
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:lol: :lol: that is a god one
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