OT: Humor - Earl and Edna

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OT: Humor - Earl and Edna

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Old Earl came back from the Doctors with bad news. Earl had less than a day to live and would be dead by morning. Edna, of course, was sad, so she fixed him his favorite dinner and fixed a special desert. She held his hand throughout the evening and they shared their favorite stories and memories. When they went to bed that night, they made wonderful love until nearly midnight. Now, Earl layed there for a bit and after he caught his breath, he tenderly asked Edna, "How about one more time"? And Edna said, "No....I have to get up in the morning, and you don't"... :P
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:o :shock: :lol:
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OUCH! :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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All good humor has a grain of truth. That one has a shaker full... :lol:
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Re: OT: Humor - Earl and Edna

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:lol: :lol: :lol: I liked that one better than this one:

Old Earl came back from the Doctors with bad news. Earl had less than a day to live and would be dead by morning. Edna, of course, was sad, so she fixed him his favorite dinner and fixed a special desert. After polishing off a tray of his favorite cookies, Earl went back into the kitchen to get some more. Edna followed him in, and slapped his hand when he went for them.

"What'd you do that for?" squawked Earl.

"Those are for the wake" replied Edna. :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Ysabel Kid wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: I liked that one better than this one:

Old Earl came back from the Doctors with bad news. Earl had less than a day to live and would be dead by morning. Edna, of course, was sad, so she fixed him his favorite dinner and fixed a special desert. After polishing off a tray of his favorite cookies, Earl went back into the kitchen to get some more. Edna followed him in, and slapped his hand when he went for them.

"What'd you do that for?" squawked Earl.

"Those are for the wake" replied Edna. :shock: :shock: :shock:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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