This is why I can't work at WalMart (this is not really me)
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, heavy, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
OT Humor - Why I can't work at Walmart
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Mike Johnson,
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Re: OT Humor - Why I can't work at Walmart
There are several times a day on a typical day that I wish I could say something. I have bitten my tongue so many times that it has a groove in it that perfectly matches my teeth. That joke is too close to the truth to be funny.
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Six pack beauty queen!
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Re: OT Humor - Why I can't work at Walmart
I love your reply to her. Every time I go to Wallmart(which is about as little as possible) I see dozens of her clones in the store. Makes me want to rush home and take a shower to wash off the feeling. To me it is not humor, it is an unpleasant fact that these people exist.
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Yes,
And they are procreating, and we are paying for it; I can NOT in my mind, no matter how hard I try; justify it!
And they are procreating, and we are paying for it; I can NOT in my mind, no matter how hard I try; justify it!
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That must have happened here in Plant City.
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Brilliant
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Even a Sasquatch has to get some somewhere...
Government office attracts the power-mad, yet it's people who just want to be left alone to live life on their own terms who are considered dangerous.
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Pete
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FWiedner wrote:Even a Sasquatch has to get some somewhere...
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Some of the "women" I have seen at Wally World would make Sasquatch run away screaming like a like girl!FWiedner wrote:Even a Sasquatch has to get some somewhere...
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I see you have been to the wal-mart in Alamagordo, New Mexico.
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WalMart....All those tattoos and beards.......and that's just the women. 
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wow, you guys are rough.
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Blain. So are you saying this isn't the place to cruise chicks?
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*shudder*Gobblerforge wrote:Blain. So are you saying this isn't the place to cruise chicks?
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Re: OT Humor - Why I can't work at Walmart
I have suggested for many years there should be a test given to be able to reproduce. Similar to a drivers license, marriage license...reproductive license.
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Glad to see that doesn't just happen in my neck of the woods only........ Thanks for the laugh, Tom
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Welcome to the fire Double00!Double00 wrote:I have suggested for many years there should be a test given to be able to reproduce. Similar to a drivers license, marriage license...reproductive license.
