Humor-Redneck sensitivity

[awp101]

Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie, and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips and falls off the tower, and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, “Well, darn! I guess somebuddy should go an’ tell his woman.” So Donnie says, “OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive kinda stuff. I’ll do it.”

Two hours later, Donnie comes back luggin’ a case of Budweiser. Ronnie says, “Where’d you get that there beer, Donnie?” “Cooter's wife guv it to me,” Ronnie replies.

“That’s unbelievable! Ya done tol’ tha gal her husband was daid and she up an’ gives yuh some beer?” “Well, not ‘xactly…” Donnie says.

“When she answered tha door, I says ta her, “You must be Cooter’s widow! An’ then she said, ‘Ya got it all wrong! I ain’t no widder.’”

So I sez, “I’ll betcha case o’ Bud yuh are.”

[Andrew]

I think I know some guys like that.

[gamekeeper]

[Borregos]

[Ysabel Kid]