Garage Door
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.
As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'
He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'
She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires.'
Humor - Garage Door
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Re: Humor - Garage Door
YK,
You do like to push the parameters; don't you.
You do like to push the parameters; don't you.
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Re: Humor - Garage Door
That other guy that looks like you.
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Re: Humor - Garage Door
Yeah, it was him!mescalero1 wrote:That other guy that looks like you.
Of course, Y2K is already cursed with being a YK clone. I wouldn't wish that on anyone else!
Re: Humor - Garage Door
Wait, thats not funny. 
Mike Johnson,
"Only those who will risk going too far, can possibly find out how far one can go." T.S. Eliot
"Only those who will risk going too far, can possibly find out how far one can go." T.S. Eliot