HUMOR - Intuition

[Modoc ED]

Don't ask, I just laughed when I read it!......

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A gallon of 2% milk

A carton of eggs

A quart of orange juice

A head of lettuce

A loaf of bread

A 1 lb. package of bacon

As I was unloading my items onto the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front
of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single. ''

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six
items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk as to my marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: '' Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that? ''

The drunk replied, '' Cause you're ugly. ''

[kimwcook]

To funny.

[TedH]

[3leggedturtle]

Yep that pretty good, had a cute little girl offer me a $10 bill once cuz she said i looked homeless !!

[JerryB]

I read this to my wife and grandson Jerry3 and they broke up as bad as I did, that is just plumb funny.

[Ysabel Kid]