STUFF HAPPEN IN JOHNSON COUNTY, ARKANSAS

[Tom Richardson]

The following is true, only the names have been changed to protect the ignorant.

Two old boys in a pickup, one a juvenile and the other a 19 year old adult were riding around drinking or doping or both. (Hereafter in this account they will be known as the two old boys in the pickup)
The two old boys in the pickup hit a deer. They stopped and loaded the dear into the back of the pickup. They then drove to the edge of town (very small) and walked over and shot up another old boy’s house. (Hereafter to be known as the resident) killing his dog and putting holes in his vehicle and house. The resident returned fire and the two old boys from the pickup went back to their truck.

The county sheriff’s office responded to the call and upon investigating they found a dead dog, a bullet hole in a vehicle, and a bullet hole in the house.
About that time they received a call of a drive by shooting out on Bluff Road with a man shot in the head. They immediately dropped what they were doing and responded to the drive by call with a man shot. What they found was: The two old boys in the pickup! They had stopped on the road and gotten out of their truck when someone in a white truck drove by shooting at them and striking the 19 year old adult a glancing wound to the head.

After a few minutes of investigation the department discovered that the two old boys in the pickup had hit a deer and loaded it into their truck. They also discovered that the two old boys in the pickup had driven to town, parked, and walked over to their friends house and killed his dog and shot up the place and had been driven off by return fire from the resident.
The two old boys in the pickup then drove out to Bluff Road, parked, and got out of the pickup.While propped up on the bed of the pickup, peeing, drinking and or doping, and laughing about shooting up the residents place, they discovered the deer was still alive. The juvenile then pull his shooter out of his pants and shot the deer in the bed of the pickup. The fired round hit the truck bed and was diverted to the 19 year old adult’s head. They then called in a drive by shooting to cover their ignorance.
Good work by the Sheriff’s office had cleared up the two shooting in just a short time.

I know all involved and will swear to the good work by the Sheriff’s office and the ignorance of all other involved.
Let me back up and restate because I do not know the intelligence of the dog. Dead or alive.

TomR

[mescalero1]

sounds like my home town

[gamekeeper]

I'd say the inteligence of the dog "dead or alive" must be greater than that of the two old boys!

[Andrew]

Sounds like something I would read in my paper.

[Ysabel Kid]

I'd say the inteligence of the dog "dead or alive" must be greater than that of the two old boys!

Combined...