OT - I hate my neighbors...
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OT - I hate my neighbors...
Had to rescue 2 more 'Coons this morning.
SO, it looks like I have to deal with:
(A) Morons who send their little kids (pre-teen) out with the garbage wh then leave it lying around for the 'coons because the lids are closed and too hard to lift, OR
(B) 'Coons who get trapped in the dumpster because the lid was left open so the little kids sent by the Morons can heave their garbage bags (barely) over into the dumpster.
And people wonder why I'm a Misanthrope...
SO, it looks like I have to deal with:
(A) Morons who send their little kids (pre-teen) out with the garbage wh then leave it lying around for the 'coons because the lids are closed and too hard to lift, OR
(B) 'Coons who get trapped in the dumpster because the lid was left open so the little kids sent by the Morons can heave their garbage bags (barely) over into the dumpster.
And people wonder why I'm a Misanthrope...
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Re: I hate my neighbors...
Those are soooo cute. We have one that comes up on our front porch and steels some cat food occasionally. Our cats just lay around and watch him eat. No fights, no fuss.
Considering this is becoming a routine I'd take a 6' 1x12 with me and slip it in the dumpster for them to climb out on. Then close the darn lid and shoo them away. Oh, take the 1x12 home each time too.
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Considering this is becoming a routine I'd take a 6' 1x12 with me and slip it in the dumpster for them to climb out on. Then close the darn lid and shoo them away. Oh, take the 1x12 home each time too.
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Re: I hate my neighbors...
I know them more as a destuctive pest!
Re: I hate my neighbors...
There's no fun like driving around after dark with a .22 and a halogen beam with a red filter.
You can see those beady little eyes relecting light from a mile away.
Great fun.
You can see those beady little eyes relecting light from a mile away.
Great fun.
Government office attracts the power-mad, yet it's people who just want to be left alone to live life on their own terms who are considered dangerous.
History teaches that it's a small window in which people can fight back before it is too dangerous to fight back.
History teaches that it's a small window in which people can fight back before it is too dangerous to fight back.
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Re: I hate my neighbors...
I dislike Jail...FWiedner wrote:There's no fun like driving around after dark with a .22 and a halogen beam with a red filter.
You can see those beady little eyes relecting light from a mile away.
Great fun.
The Cops will come and shoot them, but I'm not allowed to... even though I would be using .22 subsonics from a Rifle and THEY would be using a .40... and probably punch a hole or 3 in my dumpster.
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Re: I hate my neighbors...
I think remote relocation is a better answer for all involved, we catch them in live traps, drive about 20 miles away & release.
I have not heard of any of them returning.
I have not heard of any of them returning.
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Re: I hate my neighbors...
You get a dumpster? How does that work?
Re: I hate my neighbors...
OI, you like em so much, how bout I sent a few as gifts. They killed off all but one of their natural enemies (the only one left is cars), now they and possums, skunks, squirls and rats are becoming a problem. The smaller mice and such are no problem for the cats. Last cat I had that went after the rats ended up costing a fortune in vet bills everytime he proudly brought a dead one home.
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Re: I hate my neighbors...
Jeepnik,
Go to the nearest reservation, only a direct vital organ hit from .22 hornet or up can kill a res. cat. Just grab the first one you see.
Res. cats are TUFF !!!!!!!!
Go to the nearest reservation, only a direct vital organ hit from .22 hornet or up can kill a res. cat. Just grab the first one you see.
Res. cats are TUFF !!!!!!!!
Re: I hate my neighbors...
I've personally seen big hounds get whupped by coons.....be careful, Bubba.
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Re: I hate my neighbors...
I ain't had a coon whup my 10/22 yet...
Government office attracts the power-mad, yet it's people who just want to be left alone to live life on their own terms who are considered dangerous.
History teaches that it's a small window in which people can fight back before it is too dangerous to fight back.
History teaches that it's a small window in which people can fight back before it is too dangerous to fight back.
Re: I hate my neighbors...
I am glad you're doing the right thing and helping these animals. Thank you Old Ironsights.
Re: I hate my neighbors...
Wait till you hurt one and he tries to run up your leg...Then you can shoot your HooHoo off trying to get it off youFWiedner wrote:I ain't had a coon whup my 10/22 yet...
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Re: I hate my neighbors...
It's really not so much a matter of "liking" them (any more than "like" the deer I shoot) as it is that I am not "allowed" to shoot them, and I don't want to see them tortured to death by the criminal/proto-gangbanger "children" in the neighborhood who would gladly poke them to death with sticks... if they didn't decide to dump bleach on them first.
I "get" a dumpster because I live on a circle with 24 other zero-lot-line town home/condos.
Frankly, I've got no problem with shooting 'coons... I just don't think it's sporting to kill them when a dumpster/havahart trap...
I "get" a dumpster because I live on a circle with 24 other zero-lot-line town home/condos.
Frankly, I've got no problem with shooting 'coons... I just don't think it's sporting to kill them when a dumpster/havahart trap...
C2N14... because life is not energetic enough.
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Re: I hate my neighbors...
The only reservations out my way are for the purpose of obtaining income from gambling. The folks are doing well now, and I'm sure their cats are pretty well fed these days.mescalero1 wrote:Jeepnik,
Go to the nearest reservation, only a direct vital organ hit from .22 hornet or up can kill a res. cat. Just grab the first one you see.
Res. cats are TUFF !!!!!!!!
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Re: I hate my neighbors...
I wouldn't have a problem with it. Killing varmints is often not about sport; it's about getting rid of varmints. In this case the disposal problem is solved; just shoot and leave them be. I wonder if a .22 CB between the eyes would work?
FWiedner, I'm going to try your method. Why the red lens? Is that because it's not quite legal in your state?
FWiedner, I'm going to try your method. Why the red lens? Is that because it's not quite legal in your state?
Why not a 50-state secession?
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Re: I hate my neighbors...
O.I-- a. two or four legged?Old Ironsights wrote:Had to rescue 2 more 'Coons this morning.
And people wonder why I'm a Misanthrope...
b. misanthrope? I thought that was me
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IMO they don't become vermin until they come up to my house.PaulB wrote:I wouldn't have a problem with it. Killing varmints is often not about sport; it's about getting rid of varmints. In this case the disposal problem is solved; just shoot and leave them be. I wonder if a .22 CB between the eyes would work?
FWiedner, I'm going to try your method. Why the red lens? Is that because it's not quite legal in your state?
It's not fair to kill them for doing what they are designed to do - scavange.
My only concern is for the children who might get hurt... and then I really only care about how much time I'll spend in court. (I'd rather shoot the vermin children than the wildlife...)
Our neighborhood is surrounded by woods. There are Deer, 'Possum, Rabbit, Squirrel & 'Coon in those woods. It's not the 'Coon's fault my neighbors are Idiots.
No different than leaving food out where the Bears can get it while camping in Alaska. Stupidity is not the 'critter's fault.
C2N14... because life is not energetic enough.
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Re: I hate my neighbors...
Just drop a 2x4 into the dumpster at an angle and they'll find their own way out without any further help from you.
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Re: I hate my neighbors...
The one on the left looks like me after Thanksgiving dinner!
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Re: I hate my neighbors...
Lets don't forget we are at the top of the predator chain in nature. When varmints become a problem we need to take action. When they aren't let nature take it's course. I will leave it at that.
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Thats it, blame the coons for your being a misanthrope.
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Who's blaming the coons? I hate my neighbors because they are cluless cretans who cant figure out that the dumpster lid needs to be closed.crs wrote:Thats it, blame the coons for your being a misanthrope.
I like the coons more than the neighbors.
C2N14... because life is not energetic enough.
מנא, מנא, תקל, ופרסין Daniel 5:25-28... Got 7.62?
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Re: I hate my neighbors...
As someone who lives is a "remote location" out in the boonies, I am sick and tired of everyone packing up their problem critters and dumping them out here on us. No offense, but we have ENOUGH problem critters of our own without all you folks who live in or closer to town bringing them out to us! Take care of your own problems don't just pass the buck onto us!I think remote relocation is a better answer for all involved, we catch them in live traps, drive about 20 miles away & release.
I have not heard of any of them returning.
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Don't flame me here, but if it's the people causing the issue, call an animal rights group and tell them these people are doing this on purpose. Heck you might even get in the local paper .
Shoot, once the cops get after them and send them to jail for 60+ years (it has to be at least that) for animal cruelty they'll pay more attention to how they dump their garbage.
Kinda like the woman that faces an $8000 fine for dumping a hampster and a gerbil in the woods.
Besides those stupid animal rights people NEED some way to spend all the money the MORONS here in Hollyweird send to them.
Shoot, once the cops get after them and send them to jail for 60+ years (it has to be at least that) for animal cruelty they'll pay more attention to how they dump their garbage.
Kinda like the woman that faces an $8000 fine for dumping a hampster and a gerbil in the woods.
Besides those stupid animal rights people NEED some way to spend all the money the MORONS here in Hollyweird send to them.
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Re: I hate my neighbors...
Is there a way for you to deposit the live raccoons in your neighbor's abodes? That would be poetic justice!Old Ironsights wrote:Who's blaming the coons? I hate my neighbors because they are cluless cretans who cant figure out that the dumpster lid needs to be closed.crs wrote:Thats it, blame the coons for your being a misanthrope.
I like the coons more than the neighbors.
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Ooo, I like this idea even better! Might as well use those animal-rights nutcases for something useful for a change. Besides, if they are tied up attacking your neighbors, they won't have time to harass hunters!handirifle wrote:Don't flame me here, but if it's the people causing the issue, call an animal rights group and tell them these people are doing this on purpose. Heck you might even get in the local paper .
Shoot, once the cops get after them and send them to jail for 60+ years (it has to be at least that) for animal cruelty they'll pay more attention to how they dump their garbage.
Kinda like the woman that faces an $8000 fine for dumping a hampster and a gerbil in the woods.
Besides those stupid animal rights people NEED some way to spend all the money the MORONS here in Hollyweird send to them.
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Re: I hate my neighbors...
If your neighbors have a trash can they use till they take it to the dumpster, put a raccoon in there. Kick it real good a few times, wait till they come to open it to add more trash and watch the show. They might get the idea. We did something similar to a police car mechanic who complained to much about us bringing the patrol car in for minor work. We put a raccoon in the trunk and went the rough way back to the garage and told him there was a noise coming from the trunk, then left. NO MORE COMPLAINING!
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Re: OT - I hate my neighbors...
Relocating won't work in most cases, they will be home almost before you will. Unless you see the neighbors leave the lid open don't discount the coons liifting it enough to crawl in I have watched them do it.
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Re: OT - I hate my neighbors...
TCB,
My place in N.M. is at the end of 56 miles of dirt road.
I just relocate them to an equally remote spot, away from my place.
They do NOT come back, other coons come, but they are different ones.
Eventually you get to a point where they don't come around anymore.
O.I. is right, the key is to control thier access to refuse.
My place in N.M. is at the end of 56 miles of dirt road.
I just relocate them to an equally remote spot, away from my place.
They do NOT come back, other coons come, but they are different ones.
Eventually you get to a point where they don't come around anymore.
O.I. is right, the key is to control thier access to refuse.
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Re: OT - I hate my neighbors...
rangerider, that reminds me of a story that a guy told me once only it involved a bobcat, a suit case and downtown St. Louis. I don't know how much of it was true, but it sure was funny to hear him tell it.
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Re: OT - I hate my neighbors...
a St. Louis airport and a bobcat that can never be a good combo
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Re: OT - I hate my neighbors...
You say "Misanthrope" like it's a bad thing....Old Ironsights wrote: And people wonder why I'm a Misanthrope...