9 Words Women Use
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means about half an hour. "Five minutes" is only five minutes if you have just been given "five minutes" more to watch the game before helping out around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means "something", and you should be on your toes! Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not "permission" -- don't do it ! ! !
(5) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "loud sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about "nothing". (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing...)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistakes.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say "You're welcome". (I want to add a clause here; this is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" -- in that case it is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all! DO NOT say "You're welcome" then -- as that will bring on a "whatever...")
(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "SCREW YOU!"
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another very dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?", after which the woman's response will be --refer to # 3 above...
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