Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain were flying to a debate.
Barack looked at Hillary, Chuckled and said, 'You know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.'
Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.'
John added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.'
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot, 'I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 256 million people very happy.'
--- I'm voting for the Pilot! ! !
HUMOR - Politics
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HUMOR - Politics
KI6WZU
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"When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'present' or 'not guilty.'"
--President Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919)
“Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner”
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"When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'present' or 'not guilty.'"
--President Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919)
“Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner”
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Re: OT - Political humor
I wish we had some pilots like that over here!Whatever you do always give 100%........... unless you are donating blood.
Re: OT - Political humor
great one!"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are
willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy
willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy
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ohwin94_61
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thats bad 
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Re: HUMOR - Politics
But so accurate!!!
The more I think about it, the more I'd like to see them all lose - along with every incumbant in the country!!!
The more I think about it, the more I'd like to see them all lose - along with every incumbant in the country!!!
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Re: HUMOR - Politics
Gotta Luv it !
!"Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not."