Understanding Women
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Understanding Women
Since Blaine picked on engineers (love that one) -- let's go after the gals!
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Psalm ch8.
Because I wish I could!
Because I wish I could!
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Engineers? Well, c'mon, they're fair game. After all -- they're engineers! But women? I live with one, so... man, how 'bout them engineers?!
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Seems about right.
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If wimmin can push a baby stroller, they can push a lawnmower.
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"There are two methods of dealing with women. Neither of them work". Benjamin Franklin
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I once heard understanding women is like trying to figure out number the color yellow smells like!
a Pennsylvanian who has been accused of clinging to my religion and my guns......Good assessment skills.
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Well since you mentioned it, I've heard it said as to pleasing a woman, it's easier to let a ---t and paint it green!
Don't know of any of these being proved wrong yet!
Don't know of any of these being proved wrong yet!
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To be fair you have to look at life from their angle also.
To that end I purchased these two books.
They are worth their weight in gold to me.
Our relationship has improved no end since acquiring these two books!
To that end I purchased these two books.
They are worth their weight in gold to me.
Our relationship has improved no end since acquiring these two books!
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Psalm ch8.
Because I wish I could!
Because I wish I could!
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I'm not commenting for fear that my wife will one day hack my account and find it.
She already looks over my shoulder to see what I'm doing on my phone. It's always guns or knives. The other day she yelled *why can't you look at porn like normal men?!?!".
She already looks over my shoulder to see what I'm doing on my phone. It's always guns or knives. The other day she yelled *why can't you look at porn like normal men?!?!".
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They just want their own way. Whatever that might be at this second...
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Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
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My #1 thing is to always re member that there is a box of crazy ,just waiting to be opened.
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YOu ever notice that if you lie to them, they get mad. If'n you tell them the truth they get even MADDER,
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GOOD LUCK!
But ALWAYS remember these two words....Yes Dear!
Glad I ain't got one! Yea, yea I know, I'm missing out on something special. Unfortunatly, my parents taught me all too well!
But ALWAYS remember these two words....Yes Dear!
Glad I ain't got one! Yea, yea I know, I'm missing out on something special. Unfortunatly, my parents taught me all too well!
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I love women, but I do not pretend to understand what all goes into that.
After all, now some guys think they are women........I can't even wrap my brain around that.
After all, now some guys think they are women........I can't even wrap my brain around that.
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After 30 years of marriage we had pretty well worked out. She knew I was a mess and loved me anyway. I did not always understand her but loved her anyway. There were times when she basically said, "I love you but I don't like the way you are doing right now." We were partners, watching each other's back, strangers in a strange land. We turned out to be a pretty good team. I miss her every day. I always thought I would die first but it did not turn out that way. By that time I had learned that people who think they have things in their control are only fooling themselves.
There is no place that tells us to "understand" women. Thankfully we don't need to understand 'em in order to love 'em. In the Good Book it does say plainly "husbands, love your wives like Christ loved the church and gave himself for it" ... I was still learning that when she passed over the Great Divide. We had been married a month short of 45 years.
There is no place that tells us to "understand" women. Thankfully we don't need to understand 'em in order to love 'em. In the Good Book it does say plainly "husbands, love your wives like Christ loved the church and gave himself for it" ... I was still learning that when she passed over the Great Divide. We had been married a month short of 45 years.
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I wouldn’t trade Kathy for the world. We just celebrated 2 years. Who knows how long we will have? But I’m determined to savor every moment.
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YES!! I really enjoyed meeting her.
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“Don’t try to understand women, women understand women and they hate each other.” Al Bundy
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Scott, congratulations.
Fellas, do you ever wonder why we don't have but one or two gals on this forum?
Fellas, do you ever wonder why we don't have but one or two gals on this forum?
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I can still remember the " mad cat woman " who joined for a short time.........Bill in Oregon wrote: ↑Fri Apr 01, 2022 9:48 am Scott, congratulations.
Fellas, do you ever wonder why we don't have but one or two gals on this forum?
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There is no "understanding" women... Simply learning to love one is enough. Someone once said... "...if it has t_ts, wheels or propellers, you can expect trouble with it."
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As of last month my wife and I have been married 43 years. I've spent half of that time trying to understand her and the other half trying to understand why.
If you're gonna be stupid ya gotta be tough-
Isiah 55:8&9
It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they have been fooled.
Isiah 55:8&9
It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they have been fooled.
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I don't want to wrap my head around any of it.Scott Tschirhart wrote: ↑Sat Mar 26, 2022 2:58 pm After all, now some guys think they are women........I can't even wrap my brain around that.
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Congrats Rusty!
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No doubt they have some similar sayings about us...
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Some nice replies here now.
It's ok joking but where would we be without them.
It all goes back to Adam anyway!
You see God came to visit Adam in the garden of Edam to see how he was doing.
To God's dismay the garden was in a mess, the animals were trashing the place, the elephants were pushing trees over and the monkeys were having fruit fights etc etc so God went and found Adam.
On finding Adam who was holding a beetle, God enquired as to why the place was such a mess?
Adam said " Father, it's all this work you have commissioned me with! Naming all these animals you have created is taking ages, look, I'm still doing beetles!
God said that he is going to provide a helper for Adam. It was to be a beautiful state of the art helper. So beautiful he will fall in love with it and you will become as one with it, he said. It will know your every thought and will lack nothing and need nothing but your love, "however" God said! "It will be very expensive!" God said.
" How expensive" said Adam ?
God said that "it would cost him an arm and a leg."
Adam paused and thought for a moment.
Then Adam said, "errm, what do I get for a rib?"
It's ok joking but where would we be without them.
It all goes back to Adam anyway!
You see God came to visit Adam in the garden of Edam to see how he was doing.
To God's dismay the garden was in a mess, the animals were trashing the place, the elephants were pushing trees over and the monkeys were having fruit fights etc etc so God went and found Adam.
On finding Adam who was holding a beetle, God enquired as to why the place was such a mess?
Adam said " Father, it's all this work you have commissioned me with! Naming all these animals you have created is taking ages, look, I'm still doing beetles!
God said that he is going to provide a helper for Adam. It was to be a beautiful state of the art helper. So beautiful he will fall in love with it and you will become as one with it, he said. It will know your every thought and will lack nothing and need nothing but your love, "however" God said! "It will be very expensive!" God said.
" How expensive" said Adam ?
God said that "it would cost him an arm and a leg."
Adam paused and thought for a moment.
Then Adam said, "errm, what do I get for a rib?"
Psalm ch8.
Because I wish I could!
Because I wish I could!
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Not many things I’ve given up on. But after almost 49 years (June this year) I’m ready to admit defeat. I don’t understand my wife any better today than the day we met. But it’s been a heck of a ride.
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"Freedom is never more that a generation from extinction" Ronald Reagan
"Every man should have at least one good rifle and know how to use it" Dad