HUMOR: At Last - Football Makes Sense

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Pete44ru
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HUMOR: At Last - Football Makes Sense

Post by Pete44ru »

Football FINALLY makes sense.........


A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.

They had great seats, right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and the big muscles, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flip a coin, one team got it and for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Hellooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
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Post by Jaguarundi »

Oh,such centless acts of violence :roll: :D :D :D !
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Post by RKrodle »

Jaguarundi wrote:Oh,such centless acts of violence :roll: :D :D :D !
Thats was BAAAD! :lol:
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Post by LeverBob »

Jaguarundi wrote:Oh,such centless acts of violence :roll: :D :D :D !
To...coin a new phrase....Heheheh :lol:

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Post by Ysabel Kid »

These guys put the "pun" in "punt"!
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:lol: :oops: :lol:
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