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505stevec
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Post by 505stevec »

One day little Billy was in his 7th grade class.

The teacher asked him,

"If there are ten birds in a tree and you shoot one, how many are left?

Billy replies: "None, they all fly away after you shoot"

The teacher says "Well the correct answer is 9 because you only shot one, but I like the way you think."

Billy now asks

"Okay, there are three women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones.

One is nibbling around the cone

One is taking bites out of her cone

The last is sticking the whole cone in her mouth.

Which one is married?

The teacher replies sheepishly "Well the one that is sticking the whole cone in her mouth I would imagine"

Billy replies, "No, the one with the wedding ring... But I like the way you think!"
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Jaguarundi
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Post by Jaguarundi »

In "Bama" we like to say "You ain't rite" :twisted: ! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Ysabel Kid »

Billy's got a lot to learn! :roll:
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