HUMOR-married life's like that

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gundownunder
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HUMOR-married life's like that

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Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all
three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their
eyes ..

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back
home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are
the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all night long.'

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing
the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened
the raincoat, he didn' say a word. We just had wild sex all night.'

The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my
mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos
and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller
and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'
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Post by RKrodle »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by gamekeeper »

That's what I call really funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by TedH »

Sounds about right! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Jaguarundi »

Hammered that nail :lol: :lol: :lol: !
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Post by LeverBob »

Such is married life... :shock:

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Post by Ysabel Kid »

I'll have to share this one with "the boss"! :D
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Post by Thunder50 »

She married the wrong guy!!!! Wife dresses like that, well, I am sure you understand. I'm a guy. Whats more to say. May be 54, but I'm not dead! :evil:
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