HUMOR - Be careful what you wish for...

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HUMOR - Be careful what you wish for...

Post by Old Ironsights »

LIE DETECTOR

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to change him. One day John came home with another unusual purchase. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old Son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.

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We need one of those robot lie detectors in every office in D.C. Including the oval office.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Andrew »

J Miller wrote:We need one of those robot lie detectors in every office in D.C. Including the oval office.

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+1 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: I did not see that coming!!!
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:shock: :shock: :shock:
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Naw! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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