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Bill in Oregon
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by Bill in Oregon » Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:36 am
Attributed to an unknown cowboy encountering his first can of condensed milk sometime in the late 1800s:
"No tits to pull
No hay to pitch
Just poke a hole
In the sorry so-and-so."
Bill in Oregon
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by Bill in Oregon » Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:37 am
The auto correct feature sanitized this piece of American history. Think S O B ...
GunnyMack
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by GunnyMack » Mon Jun 17, 2019 9:21 am
Yep I've heard that before, I'm surprised it didnt change tits as well!
BROWN LABS MATTER !!
Blaine
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by Blaine » Mon Jun 17, 2019 10:14 am
GunnyMack wrote: ↑ Mon Jun 17, 2019 9:21 am
Yep I've heard that before, I'm surprised it didnt change tits as well!
Auto Correct is not quite abreast of every nuance.
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jnyork
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by jnyork » Mon Jun 17, 2019 11:42 am
One of my father's favorite jokes, I recall him telling it in the 40's.
piller
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by piller » Mon Jun 17, 2019 12:02 pm
Auto correct is busted.
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Blaine
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by Blaine » Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:29 pm
piller wrote: ↑ Mon Jun 17, 2019 12:02 pm
Auto correct is busted.
I can be your wurst enema.
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JimT
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by JimT » Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:20 pm
Auto correct is a piece of shut.
GunnyMack
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by GunnyMack » Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:30 pm
Yeah the guy that developed auto correct is a boob.
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Beaker
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by Beaker » Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:47 pm
GunnyMack wrote: ↑ Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:30 pm
Yeah the guy that developed auto correct is a boob.
Well, I have received the boobyprize several times thanks to autocorrect. Or, maybe autocorrect is actually a boobytrap!
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by AJMD429 » Mon Jun 17, 2019 5:37 pm
BlaineG wrote: ↑ Mon Jun 17, 2019 10:14 am
GunnyMack wrote: ↑ Mon Jun 17, 2019 9:21 am
Yep I've heard that before, I'm surprised it didnt change tits as well!
Auto Correct is not quite abreast of every nuance.
Sometimes even in the face of censorship, a
cunning linguist will still have a smile on his face.
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by piller » Mon Jun 17, 2019 11:06 pm
There are a bunch of folks on here with slick ways around things. Don't knocker it, because it does take a lot of brainpower to get around the computer software bustenhalters.
D. Brian Casady
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GunnyMack
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by GunnyMack » Tue Jun 18, 2019 5:24 pm
What were we discussing, my mammary ain't what it used to be...
BROWN LABS MATTER !!
Tycer
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by Tycer » Tue Jun 18, 2019 9:43 pm
GunnyMack wrote: ↑ Tue Jun 18, 2019 5:24 pm
.....my mammary ain't what it used to be...
Then urinate
Blaine
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by Blaine » Wed Jun 19, 2019 10:05 am
GunnyMack wrote: ↑ Tue Jun 18, 2019 5:24 pm
What were we discussing, my mammary ain't what it used to be...
Just be gland you're waking up every morning.
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by piller » Wed Jun 19, 2019 2:11 pm
This thread has more hanger time than I expected.
D. Brian Casady
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Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost