Humor - Deer Camp

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Humor - Deer Camp

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Stolen from another group without author's permission:

The guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No
one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They
decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole
time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next
morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you?"

He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all
night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same
thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"

He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night."

The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football
player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright
eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said.

They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into
bed and kissed him good night.

He sat up and watched me all night long."
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Post by Blackhawk »

:shock:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :!:
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Post by deerwhacker444 »

Heard that one before and it's still Funny..! :D
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Post by AndyM »

At our deer camp - we sleep on cots in basically an open loft type upstairs - we have had up to 30 people in the area - there have been times when I had to wear earplugs to fall asleep. Went hunt as a gang - so waking up is not an issue either...

it is a funny story...
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:D :D :D
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Post by gundownunder »

Maybe I should try that trick on my wife :shock:
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Post by Rexster »

:) An old one by now, but still very funny!
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Post by BruceB »

What happens in deer camp, stays in deer camp. :wink:
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