HUMOR "But on Fridays..."

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Old No7
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HUMOR "But on Fridays..."

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A husband and wife went for counseling after 20 long years of marriage. When asked what the problems were, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing each and every little problem they ever had in the 20 years they had been married.

She went on and on and on... Neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of all the barely-met or unmet needs she felt she had endured over the long course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and -- after asking the wife to stand up -- embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched quietly with a raised eyebrow.

After this, the woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.............

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs -- at least three times a week. Can you do this???"

The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I guess I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays -- but on Fridays, I always go shooting at the range!" :D
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Post by Jaguarundi »

I guess the Doc correctly diagnosised Severe Chronic Leveritis :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol: !
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Now That's Funny!!!!
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:D :D :D
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by El Chivo »

Not to steal your thunder, but I just heard a related one:

The boss was expecting a very busy day when he got a call from Joe, his employee. Joe said, "Sir, I can't make it to work today. I feel terrible, no energy, no get up and go. I'll have to stay home."

The boss replied, "Look, Joe, I really need you here today. When I feel like that, I ask the wife to give me sex on the kitchen table. Then I feel much better. Why don't you try that?"

Joe said ok.

About an hour later the boss got another call from Joe, who said, "Sir, I did what you suggested, and I feel much better. I'll be at work in half an hour. But I owe you a new kitchen table."

one for the archives :P
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