OT- Lawyer Joke

Hanz · Post by **Hanz** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:36 pm

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education than any cop from Houston, Texas. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the expense of the Texas Deputy.

The Deputy says, "License and registration, please."

"What for?" asks the lawyer.

The Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

"You still didn't come to a complete stop," says the Deputy. "License
and registration, please."

The lawyer asks, "What's the difference?"

"The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law.
License and registration, please," the Deputy says.

Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you can give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

"That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the Deputy says.

At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating
the ever-loving stuff out of the lawyer and says, "

Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"

Post by **Chuck 100 yd** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:56 pm

95fan · Post by **95fan** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 9:27 pm

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 9:34 pm

If only it were true!

(sorry Scott - I don't count you in that!!!)

papabear · Post by **papabear** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 7:12 am

thats good i sent it on it my lawyers

WinM71 · Post by **WinM71** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 8:12 am

C'mon, quit picking on the lawyers. You know it's 98 out of 100 of them that give all the rest a bad name.

CanadianCowboy · Post by **CanadianCowboy** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 11:11 am

I love this joke

cowboykell · Post by **cowboykell** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 12:36 pm

It was so cold in North Dakota last winter...I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets!!!

WCF3030 · Post by **WCF3030** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:05 pm

don Tomás · Post by **don Tomás** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:24 pm

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 2:28 pm

Never argue with a guy carrying a gun AND a big stick.

Rusty <><

JohnnyReb · Post by **JohnnyReb** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 10:50 am

Hey!!!! I resemble that remark

It is OK.... We include a humor charge into our fees!!

cowboykell · Post by **cowboykell** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 8:25 pm

Why do they bury lawyers 12 feet deep? ....because deep down they're good people too. How can you tell the difference between a dead skunk and a dead lawyer on the highway?....there are skid marks in front of the skunk.