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Rusty
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Post by Rusty »

I picked up a copy of the Tampa Tribune today and looked in the classified section to see this:

For sale: parachute. only used once. Never opened $50.
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Post by gundownunder »

That was funny,
I just laughed till I cried.
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Post by Rusty »

I did too... my son thought it was stupid.
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Post by TedH »

Mildly amusing. :)
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Post by Ysabel Kid »

Like the French battle rifle? Never shot; dropped once...
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Post by JReed »

HAAAAA HA!
Thats funny :lol: :lol:
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Post by rjohns94 »

too funny
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Post by El Chivo »

or "Siamese twins - $100 for both, or will separate"
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Post by HEAD0001 »

Ysabel Kid wrote:Like the French battle rifle? Never shot; dropped once...

Now that is funny.

I heard two good ones yesterday.

The girl had summer teeth. summer here and summer there.

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Post by Bullard4075 »

Saw one awhile back.

Picture of a motorcycle.

The ad read:
For Sale
Donorcycle K1000
Bought without consent of wife.
Apparently "Do whatever the he** you want" doesn't mean what I thought it did.

Been there - done that !!
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Post by Jaguarundi »

Ysabel Kid wrote:Like the French battle rifle? Never shot; dropped once...
No arguement on that!But my father allways said" Like a ARVN rifle" :wink:
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