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Rusty
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Posts: 9528 Joined: Mon Sep 03, 2007 6:37 pm
Location: Central Fla
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by Rusty » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:17 pm
I picked up a copy of the Tampa Tribune today and looked in the classified section to see this:
For sale: parachute. only used once. Never opened $50.
If you're gonna be stupid ya gotta be tough-
Isiah 55:8&9
It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they have been fooled.
gundownunder
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Posts: 1449 Joined: Fri Sep 07, 2007 12:02 pm
Location: Perth. Western Australia
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by gundownunder » Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:35 pm
That was funny,
I just laughed till I cried.
Bob
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You have got to love democracy-
It lets you choose who your dictator is going to be.
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Rusty
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by Rusty » Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:26 pm
I did too... my son thought it was stupid.
If you're gonna be stupid ya gotta be tough-
Isiah 55:8&9
It's easier to fool people than it is to convince them they have been fooled.
TedH
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Posts: 8399 Joined: Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:19 pm
Location: Missouri
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by TedH » Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:33 pm
Mildly amusing.
Ysabel Kid
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by Ysabel Kid » Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:22 pm
Like the French battle rifle? Never shot; dropped once...
JReed
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Posts: 5509 Joined: Tue Apr 03, 2007 11:17 am
Location: SoCal
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by JReed » Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:49 pm
HAAAAA HA!
Thats funny
Jeremy
GySgt USMC Ret
To err is human, To forgive is devine, Neither of which is Marine Corps policy
Semper Fidelis
rjohns94
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Posts: 10820 Joined: Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:02 pm
Location: York, PA
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by rjohns94 » Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:52 pm
too funny
Mike Johnson,
"Only those who will risk going too far, can possibly find out how far one can go." T.S. Eliot
El Chivo
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Location: Red River Gorge Area
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by El Chivo » Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:26 am
or "Siamese twins - $100 for both, or will separate"
"I'll tell you what living is. You get up when you feel like it. You fry yourself some eggs. You see what kind of a day it is."
HEAD0001
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Posts: 659 Joined: Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:59 pm
Location: RIVESVILLE, WV
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by HEAD0001 » Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:39 am
Ysabel Kid wrote: Like the French battle rifle? Never shot; dropped once...
Now that is funny.
I heard two good ones yesterday.
The girl had summer teeth. summer here and summer there.
Blue eyes, one blue here and one blue there.
Bullard4075
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Posts: 1283 Joined: Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:14 pm
Location: Billings, Montana
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by Bullard4075 » Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:09 am
Saw one awhile back.
Picture of a motorcycle.
The ad read:
For Sale
Donorcycle K1000
Bought without consent of wife.
Apparently "Do whatever the he** you want" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Been there - done that !!
"A large bureaucracy, once established, turns away from whatever task it is supposed to do and instead works mainly at administering itself. Max Weber
Jarhead
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Location: Eastern Oregon
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by Jarhead » Sat Apr 05, 2008 12:11 am
"I've never been lost, just confused for a month or two."
Semper Fi
Jaguarundi
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Posts: 1804 Joined: Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:27 am
Location: Wiregrass Area,Alabama
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by Jaguarundi » Sat Apr 05, 2008 4:16 am
Ysabel Kid wrote: Like the French battle rifle? Never shot; dropped once...
No arguement on that!But my father allways said" Like a ARVN rifle"
"Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not."