OT-Humor- Breakfast at the White House

Jarhead · Post by **Jarhead** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:11 pm

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast at the White House.

The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like,

and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?" she asked.

George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"

"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims, "how rude! You're starting to act like President Clinton." and the waitress storms away.

Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers....

"It's pronounced 'quiche'

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:15 pm

Darn it - I am going to have to start keeping a roll of paper towels by my computer! That or stop taking sips of my drink before opening up new posts!!!

mescalero1 · Post by **mescalero1** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:59 am

That was good

gamekeeper · Post by **gamekeeper** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:18 am