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That's my favorite kind....!
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So there. :wink:
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I refuse to comment on this post as to whether I find it funny or not!
Either way I might get roasted! :? :wink:
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Yeah baby ...............

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game keeper wrote:I refuse to comment on this post as to whether I find it funny or not!
Either way I might get roasted! :? :wink:

you got that right!

Like Trash Cat though :D


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Ahhhh... Cat, the other white meat :lol:
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505stevec wrote:Ahhhh... Cat, the other white meat :lol:
And the new Chinese Health Book: 101 Ways to Wok Your Pet
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You want to argue with something as demented as this.

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My mother has SEVEN cats. Anyone want to adopt some?
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now thats funny!.... :lol: :lol:
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adopt a cat??? I'm a Pharmacist, I have enough owners already.
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Totally tasteless and I can't stop giggling my butt off either. :lol:

If I had seen that in real life I'm not sure I could keep my vehicle on the road.
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C2N14... because life is not energetic enough.
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Scott -

That looks just like my old tom, named "Hobbes" - only a lot smaller (Hobbes hit 16 pounds!). Had him for almost 15 years, and I sure do miss him! :(
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OH my, here comes the dead cat lady again :?
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rjohns94 wrote:OH my, here comes the dead cat lady again :?
Yup, that's why I'm keepin' my head down!!
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Only in California......

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Never trust a man who doesn't belong to a cat.

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Charley likes cats just fine -

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He thinks they tase a lot like rabbit - :wink:

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Teddy Roosevelt had a kitten in the White House that he used to write to Kermit about...
C2N14... because life is not energetic enough.
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Some of you may hate cats and some of you are like me that cats are nice to have around.
My place has no mice, rats or any other small vermin and I have had a cat or more with me since I was a little guy even found one while in the military and that cat was smarter then all the dogs I met and much quieter when letting you know something was wrong.
So you hate cats and I will keep mine and if you come unannounced one night and my cat lets me know I will greet you in a way you will never come around again.
A shrink I knew always asked if you had a cat and how you got along seems if you can't deal with cats you have mental issues that the shrink needs to deal with.
As to the original post most likely the jerk who hit the cat put up the sign as they didn't know what to do with the fruits of there lousy driving!!!!!! they most likely would run over dogs, horses, cows and people also so go and laugh next time it might be you with a sign pointing to your dead body free human. The sense less killing of any living thing is plain stupid.
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shdwlkr wrote:Some of you may hate cats and some of you are like me that cats are nice to have around.
My place has no mice, rats or any other small vermin and I have had a cat or more with me since I was a little guy even found one while in the military and that cat was smarter then all the dogs I met and much quieter when letting you know something was wrong.
So you hate cats and I will keep mine and if you come unannounced one night and my cat lets me know I will greet you in a way you will never come around again.
A shrink I knew always asked if you had a cat and how you got along seems if you can't deal with cats you have mental issues that the shrink needs to deal with.
As to the original post most likely the jerk who hit the cat put up the sign as they didn't know what to do with the fruits of there lousy driving!!!!!! they most likely would run over dogs, horses, cows and people also so go and laugh next time it might be you with a sign pointing to your dead body free human. The sense less killing of any living thing is plain stupid.
Do you get made fun of a bunch? Or flipped off? I'll bet people flip you off a lot, too.......
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Nope people usually show me quite a bit of respect at 6' 2" and 250 pounds not many are stupid enough to find out how hard I can swing.
Not even the gang members give me grief I was born with a back bone and the guts to stand up for what I believe in if that upsets you sorry but I am to old to change and appease the masses of brain dead individuals America seems to be full of now.
In my younger days while working on highway construction I used to be the survey guy on his knees with his back to on coming traffic, even had a baddie threaten me once until he found out I knew his boss.
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shdwlkr wrote:Blaine
Nope people usually show me quite a bit of respect at 6' 2" and 250 pounds not many are stupid enough to find out how hard I can swing.
Not even the gang members give me grief I was born with a back bone and the guts to stand up for what I believe in if that upsets you sorry but I am to old to change and appease the masses of brain dead individuals America seems to be full of now.
In my younger days while working on highway construction I used to be the survey guy on his knees with his back to on coming traffic, even had a baddie threaten me once until he found out I knew his boss.
Wow....you'd think with that much weight being carried around, more of it would be used for common sense and the ability to detect humor as opposed to what you thought it was......
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How do you know I didn't find it funny?? I can see the same pic with some big fat drunk laying in the road with the sign saying free drunk.
I think you find yourself a rather smug and smart person but not everyone thinks the same things are funny.
Now if you want to go back a few years I can tell you some things that were really funny when I was in service that today I find discussing.
It all depends from where you are looking as to what is funny and what is tasteless.
I must say you seem to have all the credentials of a died in the wool cat hater but that may or may not be the case as I can't see your face and judge by your body language what is or is not real to you.
Now if you want to pick on my size go ahead shows just how small your mind is and your lack of people skills.
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shdwlkr wrote:How do you know I didn't find it funny?? I can see the same pic with some big fat drunk laying in the road with the sign saying free drunk.
I think you find yourself a rather smug and smart person but not everyone thinks the same things are funny.
Now if you want to go back a few years I can tell you some things that were really funny when I was in service that today I find discussing.
It all depends from where you are looking as to what is funny and what is tasteless.
I must say you seem to have all the credentials of a died in the wool cat hater but that may or may not be the case as I can't see your face and judge by your body language what is or is not real to you.
Now if you want to pick on my size go ahead shows just how small your mind is and your lack of people skills.
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Chill out. Blain meant it as a joke. Its one of those things that you have to "look through". I truly believe most, if not all of us here are animal lovers, be it cats, dogs, horses, wild animals. As I sit here writing this, I have 4 dogs at my feet and three cats about 10 feet away. I would defend them before I would defend most people.

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Sixgun
I am chilled out dealing with the flu and a cold at the same time try it is really fun.
Funny how you think blaine is just "joking and I am being serious" must be you can see beyond the words written on the net.
Now if you want funny;
how about a big old tom cat sitting behind a 50 caliber machine gun with the phrase make my day sucker.
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One might, just maybe, suppose that since I labled the topic humor that it might be so......
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I sure hope the dead cat lady ain't 6'2" and 250 pounds. If she is, then I'm out of here!!!!!! :lol:
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shdwlkr:

I have 3 cats (one who thinks he is a 10lb Golden retriever).

If those of us who appreciate cats had found it genuinely offensive, we would have posted somthing other than more odd cat pics.

Context is everything.


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