OT-Humor; Baby Boomer Blues

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J Miller
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OT-Humor; Baby Boomer Blues

Post by J Miller »

My wife sent me this, thought I'd share :twisted:
Joe


Baby Boomer Blues

It was fun being a baby boomer... Until now.

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising these with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:


Herman's Hermits--- Mrs.. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hp

Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now

Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores-- - Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations- -- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba--- Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again
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Post by gamekeeper »

Yup, that sadly has a ring of truth about it! :lol:
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Post by stretch »

That's good!

Sad, and true - but good........... :cry:
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