driving tip?
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driving tip?
My wife got caught in a blizzard and remembered what her Dad told her. "Wait for a plow truck to come, then follow it." She did just that... and eventually a plow truck came and she followed it. After 45 minutes of following it the truck stopped and the driver came back to ask her what shes doing. She explained she was following the plow truck as per her Dad's advice after getting caught in a blizzard. The driver said "Ok, well I'm done with the walmart parking lot, would you like to follow me to Best Buy?"
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I like it
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Oh man, you better hope your wife does not read this or you are in deep doodoo
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Pete
Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................
Sometimes I wonder if it is worthwhile gnawing through the leather straps to get up in the morning..................
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I got this one on another site and just copied it here. Showed it to the wife and she laughed so all is good. After 31 years takes more than a wife joke to get me in trouble.
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After dealing with a few today I needed that
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How many wives did you deal with? Careful, Ms Boots reads these sometimesollogger wrote:After dealing with a few today I needed that
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Re: driving tip?
iceman, with you in Canada and me in South Carolina -- how did we end up with the same wife? Is she blond in Canada, too??
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Ha! That was good!
Nothing personal, but was your wife's maiden name Kowalski? ----6
Nothing personal, but was your wife's maiden name Kowalski? ----6
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danny
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me like... :)
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Thank for the laugh
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That must be the same lady who complained about the taste of her suppositories last week.
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Whatever you do always give 100%........... unless you are donating blood.
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Got me good!
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Mark
Any way you sell it,
No matter how you spell it,
When you start to smell it,
BO stinks.
No matter how you spell it,
When you start to smell it,
BO stinks.
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Let me guess.. A blonde?