HUMOR - buying a horse...

Old Ironsights · Post by **Old Ironsights** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 4:40 pm

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his dad moved from horse to horse running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After awhile Johnny asked "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied "because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy them" Johnny, looking worried said,

"Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom"

awp101 · Post by **awp101** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 4:43 pm

Oh dear...

2ndovc · Post by **2ndovc** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:31 pm

Snort!

RIHMFIRE · Post by **RIHMFIRE** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:40 pm

thats a good one!

TCB in TN · Post by **TCB in TN** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:41 pm

Thats funny right there, I don't care who you are! (In my best Larry the Cable Guy voice)

TedH · Post by **TedH** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:09 pm

D'oh!!!

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:23 pm

That one needs to be posted with a paper towel warning - as in, you'll need a paper towel to wipe off your screen!