Humor Redneck style

Bronco · Post by **Bronco** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 2:31 pm

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'
marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside
them logs, but he's hidin' it there."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open
every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and
leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

(Rednecks know how to GIT-R-DONE) __________________________________________________

Jarhead · Post by **Jarhead** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 2:38 pm

That's a good one!

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:55 pm

Jaguarundi · Post by **Jaguarundi** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 12:31 am

Thanks for post'n.

JReed · Post by **JReed** » Mon Mar 24, 2008 9:12 am