Humor - Gunslinger & The Old Prospector

Jarhead · Post by **Jarhead** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:56 pm

Gunslinger & the Old Prospector

An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey.

He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.

The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"

The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance. I just never wanted to."

A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, "Well, you old fool, you're gonna dance now," and started shooting at the old man' s feet. The old prospector was hopping around and everybody was laughing.

When the gunslinger fired his last bullet, he holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.

The old man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun, and pulled both hammers back making a double clicking sound. The gunslinger heard the sound and everything got quiet. The crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly turned around looking down both barrels of the shotgun.

The old man asked, "Did you ever kiss a mule square on the butt?"

The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No. But I've always wanted to."

The lessons from this story are:

1. Don't waste ammunition.

2. Don't mess with old guys.

JReed · Post by **JReed** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:12 pm

Sixgun · Post by **Sixgun** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:00 pm

Ha! I lean towards "Don't mess with the old guys". We sure have learned a thing or two.

Just a couple of hours ago I was backing my Jeep out of a parking spot at the local WaWa (convenience store) when a car with 3 mexicans stopped right behind me, preventing me from going any further. I don't know if they wanted me to run into them or whatever. There was absolutely no reason for them to stop where they did. They looked at me square in the eye and I looked at them the same way. Then I gave it gas and was planning on smacking him right in the drivers door. As I was driving my old '89 YJ and not my new Rubicon, I really did not care as I am sick of this trash infiltrating our country. Anyway, his eyes got real big and he sped out of the way just in time. DON'T MESS WITH US OLD DUDES---THE FEAR HAS LEFT US.

2ndovc · Post by **2ndovc** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:56 pm

Sixgun wrote:Ha! I lean towards "Don't mess with the old guys". We sure have learned a thing or two.

Just a couple of hours ago I was backing my Jeep out of a parking spot at the local WaWa (convenience store) when a car with 3 mexicans stopped right behind me, preventing me from going any further. I don't know if they wanted me to run into them or whatever. There was absolutely no reason for them to stop where they did. They looked at me square in the eye and I looked at them the same way. Then I gave it gas and was planning on smacking him right in the drivers door. As I was driving my old '89 YJ and not my new Rubicon, I really did not care as I am sick of this trash infiltrating our country. Anyway, his eyes got real big and he sped out of the way just in time. DON'T MESS WITH US OLD DUDES---THE FEAR HAS LEFT US.

Git 'Em Sixgun!!!

Learned a long time ago that you got to watch out for the "Old Guys"
My Grandfather carried a .32 revolver in his boot into his 90's.

Plan on doing the same thing!

505stevec · Post by **505stevec** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:07 pm

That was great

Old age and treachery will win out over youth and ambition any day of the week!

Quick Karl · Post by **Quick Karl** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:27 pm

THAT, was a good un!

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:03 pm

Sixgun wrote:Ha! I lean towards "Don't mess with the old guys". We sure have learned a thing or two.

Just a couple of hours ago I was backing my Jeep out of a parking spot at the local WaWa (convenience store) when a car with 3 mexicans stopped right behind me, preventing me from going any further. I don't know if they wanted me to run into them or whatever. There was absolutely no reason for them to stop where they did. They looked at me square in the eye and I looked at them the same way. Then I gave it gas and was planning on smacking him right in the drivers door. As I was driving my old '89 YJ and not my new Rubicon, I really did not care as I am sick of this trash infiltrating our country. Anyway, his eyes got real big and he sped out of the way just in time. DON'T MESS WITH US OLD DUDES---THE FEAR HAS LEFT US.

I hope you were packing just in case!