OT - Humor

cnjarvis · Post by **cnjarvis** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:44 pm

A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
> can
> take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out
> looking
> for work in six weeks".
>
> A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one
> person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four
> weeks".
>
> A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced that we
> can
> take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of
> them out looking for work in two weeks".
>
> The American doctor interjected, "You guys are way behind. We are about
> to
> take a woman with no brains, put her in the White House, and half the
> country will be out looking for work

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:42 am

Too close to the truth!