Humor: just might be taliban member if

[Gun Runner]

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1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean.

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

7. You consider TV dangerous, but carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cellphones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."

10. You've nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

12. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.


Gun Runner

[Wes]

I like this one! It's getting sent to my armed forces buddies.

[Jeeps]

Ahh, derka derka derka....

Translation-(You are correct sir.)

For some reason that made me think of the movie "Team America"

[Ysabel Kid]

[rjohns94]

[GANJIRO]