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Yea, Its seems like everytime I get a few extra bucks, something breaks around here. My better half tells me that she wants a new washing machine because I just bought an 1886 Winchester and an 1893 Marlin. Well, I felt kind of bad so I while I was cleaning out my late parents house, I discovered this washing machine. Its a little used but better than what my wife has been using. Its all she's gonna get, so she better be happy with it. ------------Sixgun
HAD TO GET A DRIER ALSO**** HELP! SHE'S CHASING ME WITH A FRYING PAN (big heavy cast iron job)
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While you're at it, why not explain to your Lady that The Good Lord made women with shorter feet so they could stand closer to the sink and stove......that always gets a laugh.......
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And I just got an 1886 too... just when one is going to come available from a dearly departed forumite...
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My condolences for your sudden departure...I expected that your eyes would be open by the following Tuesday after you showed your wife her new washing machine. It's too bad about the freak accident in the hospital. No one ever expected you to get so tied up in the wires during the time you were in traction. We at Leverguns will miss your humor...never thinking you were serious about the new machine. Sniff! It's hard to control myself...***, ***, ***.........I'll miss you Bubba .........OK that's enough.
If we don't hear from Sixgun for a while, we'll know what happened when he presented his wife with the new washing machine. Does anyone know the nearest hospital to where Sixgun lives, so we can send flowers?
Could you have your wife post a picture of the new washing machine after she hits you with it. It should have an image like appearence of your face! Tell us in advance where to send get well cards.
marlinman93 wrote:Have you told her you're cancelling her membership to the health club too, now that her new washer serves two purposes?
Absolutely !! It's a known FACT that cleaning the bathroom properly is better than a workout in a gym. She'll live longer and save the gym money for your beer and pretzles. That's a win-win for sure.
. . . Grizz
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Ram Hammer wrote:If you live through this I want to marry her sister
You must be crazy! Her sisters (4 of 'em) are a bunch of wild Italians who can bust up most men. These girls were born and raised on a farm and can throw around bales of hay as if they weighed 10 pounds.
That is a good no-nonsence washing machine. Our electric one crashed it's ECU last week, and we had to pay 600 crowns ($100) for reparation. That one will newer wear out.