Two businessmen in New York City were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready -- only a few shelves were set up.
One says to the other, 'I bet any minute now some tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling.'
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious
hillbilly from Kentucky walks to the window, has a peek, and in a Southern drawl asks, 'What're y'all sellin' here?'
One of the men replies, 'Oh! We're selling idiots here.'
Without skipping a beat, the southerner says, 'Well, I see y'all're doing really good, you only got two left!'
NEW YORKERS (God bless 'em) SHOULD NOT MESS WITH SOUTHERNERS.
Humor - NY vs KY
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A couple of years ago representatives from the local retirement area (which is filled with Yankees and there is a big difference between those from the North and Yankees) asked the Walmart to put in a Fairfield Glade only checkout lane. So that they didn't have to wait in line with everyone else.
BTW I have 2 friends that are managers at this particular store who verified that it really did happen. Some people are just about to much!
