HUMOR - Flat tire

[rjohns94]

A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day so she eases
> it over onto the shoulder of the road.
>
> She carefully steps out of the car & opens the trunk, takes out two
> cardboard men, unfolds them & stands them at the rear of the vehicle
> facing oncoming traffic.
>
> The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude
> bodies to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes
> snarled & backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives.
>
> The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled
> vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"
>
> "My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
>
> "Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by
> the road?!" asks the Officer.
>
> "Hellll-looo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
>

[Ysabel Kid]

Good one Mike!

I'm just glad you didn't post any pictures though!

[2ndovc]

GROAN