The Devil decided to terrorize the population of a small West Texas town so he burst through the doors of the town's only church one Sunday morning, breathing sulphur smoke and howling. As expected, the population broke and ran - except for one very old rancher, who stayed seated in his pew.
Satan finally spotted him and growled, "Do you know who I am?" The old man nodded and took out a chaw of tobacco.
Beelzebub's eyes popped open and he shouted, "Aren't you afraid of me?". The ancient cowpuncher shook his head and bit off a piece.
The Evil One opened his maw and screamed, "WHY AREN'T YOU AFRAID OF ME?!?".
The man spat and replied, "Been married to your sister for 40 years..."
