humor: Where did the White man go wrong?

The Lewis · Post by **The Lewis** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:18 pm

WHERE DID THE WHITE MAN GO WRONG?

TOUGH TO ARGUE WITH THIS ONE.

Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, wheredid the white man go wrong?'

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. 'When white man find land, Indians running it,no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water.
Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.'

Then the chief leaned back and smiled. 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.'

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Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Thu Feb 21, 2008 11:52 pm

Yep, we did screw up perfection!

1886 · Post by **1886** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:41 am

That is pretty good. 1886.

AndyM · Post by **AndyM** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:30 am

we really got it wrong - the indians sure did have it right

Quick Karl · Post by **Quick Karl** » Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:36 am

Geez aint that the truth!