Humor-The Barbershop

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Humor-The Barbershop

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G.W.Bush & Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barvershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.

The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had bubba in his chair reached for the aftershave.

Bubba was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Hillary will smell that & think I've been in a whorehouse."

The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"

Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

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Heck, she probably ran the whorehouse for him to keep him happy.
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ROFL
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Post by Ysabel Kid »

:D

Hillary said today that if she's elected President...

Wait, I just fainted. Might have been a heart attack. Happens every time I think about Hillary getting close to the White Ho...

Dang, happened again. Okay, concentrate...

Hillary said today that if she's elected President there will be no Bill-related scandals during her administration. Only way she can ensure that is if she kills him off.

Maybe there is a silver-lining to this whole thing after all! :wink:
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Post by Jeeps »

GREAT.... Ya made me swallow my copenhagen :shock:


But to hear that joke, it was worth it :wink:
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