OT find inner peace...... humor

RIHMFIRE · Post by **RIHMFIRE** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:12 pm

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. Follow this simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.' So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

nemhed · Post by **nemhed** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:29 pm

Thanks, that's exactly what I'm going to do when I get home.

crs · Post by **crs** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 4:02 pm

A good chuckle - thanks, I needed that!

Borregos · Post by **Borregos** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 4:15 pm

Oh boy, gonna get loaded

jazman · Post by **jazman** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 4:38 pm

Now that's funny! Except the part about the white zin, that stuff will kill you, but all the other stuff's good...